Break up with “normal” marketing.


Hello Beguiling One.

If you’ve just floated into my world, I’m Kris Oster – and I’m a marketing and branding Pleasurist {aka strategist, copywriter and mentor} and a creator of magical worlds. Your average, everyday mermaid! {wink, wink}

I want to be upfront with you from the get go.

Like Bo from Lost Girl, I want you to get all hot-and-bothered about good … marketing. The healing kind of marketing that makes you feel sexy and reverent. The breed of brand words + images that stage revolutions of the ecstatic kind.

I’m here to teach that pleasure and play are more vital to your business than knowing the latest + hottest social media platform. Or how to create Facebook ads.

Because ultimately the most important resource in your business is not your customer. And it’s not your high-calibre business coach.

YOU are the most valuable resource in your business.

Once you claim this truth, the mystical irony of it all is that you’ll stop struggling so hard. Cash flow increases. And, you’ll attract the clients that light you up like 10,000 fireflies.

Let’s workshop : Strengthen your connection to the Great Ocean Mother Yemaya + unconditional love through rituals, sacred daily practices and stories. Yemaya Within You: Cultivating Unconditional Love is a 21-day online sadhana that begins on May 5. CLICK HERE for all the deets and to register.

Let’s play : Join my Enchanted Entrepreneurs Mastermind.

Let’s meet : Check out my 2014 events, retreats and workshops.

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Magic is real. Money is sacred. Marketing is sweet.

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