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Sharing an epic erotic poem for Venus Day! Last Gods by Galway Kinnell She sits naked on a rock a few yards out in the water. He stands on the shore, also naked, picking blueberries. She calls. He turns. she opens her legs showing him her great beauty, and smiles, a bow of lips seeming to tie together the ends of the earth. Splashing her image to pieces, he wades out and stands before her, sunk to the anklebones in leaf-mush and bottom-slime—the intimacy of the geographical. He puts a berry in its shirt of mist into her mouth She swallows it. He puts in another. She swallows it. Over the lake two swallows whim, juke jink, and when one snatches an insect they both whirl up and exult. He is swollen not with ichor but with blood. She takes him and talks him more swollen. He kneels, opens the dark, vertical smile linking heaven with the underearth and murmurs her smoothest flesh more smooth. On top of the rock they join. somewhere a frog moans, a crow screams. The hair of their bodies startles up. They cry in the tongue of the last gods, who refused to go, chose death, and shuddered in joy and shattered in pieces, bequeathing their cries into the human breast. Now in the lake two faces, floating, see up a great maternal pine whose branches open out in all directions explaining everything. Your #PleasureBomb has arrived. Today is Friday, ruled by the love/beauty/sexy/prosperous planet Venus. A Pleasure Bomb is part oracle, part declaration…revealing what lives in the quiet sensual spaces of your Soul. I hope that poem leaves you as breathless as it does me. We are angels anchored into the sensual ecstasy of our bodies. We become the “Last Gods,” as Galway Kinnell calls us in his soul-stirring and breathtaking poem. We can birth a new aspect of ourselves that’s closer to our true nature. And nature tends towards pleasure. Our modern life of overwork and being in front of computers all day has help build a culture devoid of the sensual pleasures, so essential to our vitality ... and our success in business. Pleasure is Sacred. It is a gift from the Divine. Claim it! With love, devotion and pleasure unending, Kris O.Discover your Mermaid Ally … just in time for the new moon in Leo. Leo rules the heart and on July 23, 2017 this passionate, fiery moon is connected to fiery and sexy Mars! Rawrrrrr! Your mermaid ally will bring you messages via psychic channeling and tarot symbology. Learn: - Which of your passions will bring you the most joy and abundance right now - How to work with this passion creatively - The best timing to reveal your passion You are a living, breathing sacred symbol of your passions. The energies of this new moon are perfect to embody the energy of your desires and passions. This is a special, recorded reading that will only be available until August 7th. And, $5 from each Discover your Mermaid Ally reading will be donated to Sea Save Foundation; they help preserve oceans and the beautiful creatures living within the watery realms. To purchase your reading with me and help support Sea Save Foundation, visit this page in my online store, http://www.mythicrhythm.com/product/discover-mermaid-ally-new-moon-leo-special/Mama and baby mermaids!! Painted by my sweet friend Kathy.Feeling the sun shining from within. Blessed and blissed.I'm teaching a class in 2 hours about how branding is really about articulating your personal myth ... and finding how it weaves and connects into the story of the collective. Creating great marketing is just as important as creating a product ... and it all starts with you. There's still time to sign up for the FREE class Bewitch Your Audience: https://krisoster.mykajabi.com/p/102495More butterfly photo love from the Solstice parade...learning choreo for the Fiesta performances starting tomorrow. Can't wait!If any of you, my lovely friends out there in IG land, use Kajabi for your marketing or have friends that do, please know I'm available to work with the Kajabi system. I can help create, strategize and implement marketing content for email, landing pages, Kajabi websites ... products and sales pages too. Please see my services page on my Kajabi website for more details: https://krisoster.mykajabi.com/store/P6qwbzRL #kajabi #kajabihelpAlthough, my voice is a little bit husky (I kinda sound a bit like Sade, which I don't mind), I'm beginning to feel healthy enough to do a full moon reading today. Ill be on Facebook Live around 12:30 or 1pm PT. The energies are sooooo intense right now! I'm sure y'all can feel it. Let's find out what's going on, shall we? xox, K. P.S. here's my Facebook profile: https://www.facebook.com/kris.k.osterYesterday was International Kiss Day!! Well, it is Venusian Friday, so let's keep the party going, right? Here's my Pinterest board, The Kiss...I guess now you all know I'm obsessed with kissing. http://pin.it/z9BBrbXVintage Mama...circa 1978. Kona, Hawaii

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