Blame it on my rockstar drummer dad, but I LOVE a captive audience.

I’ve worked as a marketing director + web developer for 20+ years — while simultaneously earning a PhD in Mythological Studies, and working as a professional musician.

The result? A uniquely-brewed perspective on business direction, client seduction, brand integration and human motivation.

I LOVE giving talks to marketing + branding departments, creative teams and imaginative business leaders. I’m especially gifted at workshopping with multiple departments — bringing everyone into alignment, under a shared business vision.

If your company or department needs a spark of imaginative mysticism, a new perspective on visual + textual communication, or just a fresh voice to stir a stagnant initiative into motion — I’m the mermaid-inspired mentor you’ve been seeking.

Choose one of my signature workshops — or let’s create something brand-new, for your team.



HOT OFF THE PRESS!

WRITING NAKED: LIVE ONLINE WRITING RETREAT, DECEMBER 8, 2017 (10AM-1:30PM PT)

I’ll create a virtual writing atmosphere that feels comfy and warm.

You show up to your computer in your favorite silk kimono … or in the nude on December 8, 2017 (10am-1:30pm PT).

When you write naked or in a sexy, silken nighty (or boxers), you feel turned on. And guess what? You’ll write more seductively.

Get the tantalizing details!

COMING IN 2018!

SEXY SIREN MYSTERY SCHOOL

I created my Sexy Siren Mystery School for just 6 mer~mazing folks who are ready for deep, saturated journeys to the soul.

This 6-week program is for you if:

1. You are ready to step up and lead your life in the direction of that BIG dream…the dream that has awakened in your heart. AND, you’d love someone to bounce ideas off of and have that accountability to help you stay the course.

2. You’d like to finish that book, website, screenplay, choreography, etc that has been haunting you for years and need that extra supportive push to get it done. DONE. DONE.

3. You are more clear than ever about WHO you really are and what you came to do in this lifetime. But, like all of us have trouble stepping into who you are really meant to be.

4. You’d like to increase your PLEASURE in the boardroom AND the bedroom, plus have the income to take a month off in Bali!

If this sounds like the bees knees to you, please read on …

CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT TO CLAIM YOUR SEXY SIREN

MY SIGNATURE TALKS + WORKSHOPS

Effective Storytelling in Marketing

Great marketing begins and ends with great storytelling.

Many entrepreneurs on the spiritual path turn away from self-promotion because it smacks so strongly of egocentricity.

The truth is that marketing (which is really about storytelling), branding (which is really about personal clarity), and business development (which is really about fulfilling your destiny) are powerful opportunities for healing and self-empowerment for both you and your audience.

In this experiential workshop, you will discover the links between branding and mythologizing as well as how to articulate the prevailing archetypal themes that operate beneath all of your creative work.

Bring a pen and notebook for some writing prompts. Wear comfortable clothes for gentle movement and breathwork.

Bewitch: Cast Your Spell to Get The Customers You Crave.

We are the change agents. We are dynamic + courageous … wild. Sexy. Transparent. Magical.

We discover how much we want to shine, be ourselves + attract the clients, contracts and customers that will support our lifestyles.

And, this is exactly where we begin to play small, hesitate and draw back our power and light. The vulnerability we feel at being seen and heard is healthy and real … and completely debilitating at times.

The biggest fears for entrepreneurs are: 1. the fear of being invisible, and 2. the fear of being seen. Like many contradictions we encounter throughout our lives, the meeting of two opposite fears or states of being is the place where we discover our superpowers. Where the light meets the dark is the space of greatest potential.

Looking for your gifts in the light yields only 10-20% of your potential power. Like the submerged part of an iceberg, the unknown and unconscious aspects of ourselves make up the majority of our consciousness.

Getting into the sacred “between” spaces is one of the main intentions I have for writing my book Return to Enchantment.

Spend an hour becoming more acquainted with the inner characters, archetypes and energies living within your imagination—then rethink your business and marketing from their perspective! You’ll create something for your audience that is thrilling, enchanting and totally bewitching.

Bring a pen and notebook for some writing prompts. Wear comfortable clothes for gentle movement and breathwork.


CONTACT + BOOKING

To inquire about booking an in-person or virtual workshop, email krisoster@gmail.com.


PRAISE for KRIS OSTER

“Dear Kris:

Thank you for such a fabulous day of learning and manifesting. I left with so much inspiration and excitement.

The best part of your training was: A sublime mix of soul and mind. To learn to use my heart energy to manifest the opportunities to fulfill my “dharma” and allowing ease and grace to support me is the new way of doing business. Forget pressuring people, forget feeling desperate and stressed out. Connecting to my muse in guided meditation with Kris, right there in the middle of a marketing workshop, was the best possible way to learn the art of being in my true dharma. Kris is paving a new way of doing business.”

–Aparna Khanolkar, Ayurvedic Consultant & Educator
Grosse Pointe Woods, Michigan

“Had the most delicious three hours “Writing Naked” with Kris. Being in the privacy of home and a big “Do Not Disturb” sign on the office door gave me permission to complete let-go.

Kris’s writing prompts and the invitation to ignite my sensuality during our time together truly paid off. The writing flowed freely after a guided visualization, a special playlist, some gentle movement and a self-massage.

The three hours flew by and in an attempt to prolong the pleasure, I soaked in a milk and rose petal bath afterwards.

Feeling so divinely rested, I had tons of energy and for days following, I felt focused and productive. Everyone deserves this precious time.

There’s so much liberation when you bare your soul, unencumbered and carve out sacred self-care time like this.

Do it for yourself.”

– Helen Hodgson, Serve The Goddess Retreats

“Kris is clear and grounded in everything she says and does. I can highly recommend her Marketing workshops and any content/products she produces. Her work is life changing in that she leaves enough space for your own imagination to create images and figures and surroundings you need in your life.”

–Elizabeth Ann Robinson, RN, CNS, PhD
Santa Barbara, California

“Kris Oster, in addition to her great research skills, is smart and sensitive. Her seminar is upbeat and informative. Each participant receives one-on-one feedback tailored to her needs, along with the tools to bring her unique project to life. Terrific!”

–Paula Sharp-Salvarakis, Ph.D., Mythologist/Budding Screenwriter
Simi Valley, California

“Kris does an amazing job creating a warm and engaging space with her online gatherings. Each time I’ve participated, I’ve felt not only a greater connection to the subject material, but also to the other participants. And her meditative exercises are truly revelatory. Highly recommended.”

-Anne McClane, Author
New Orleans, Louisiana