Think about it.
You’d probably spend a lot of time basking on rocks, sunning your gorgeous scales —
instead of scrambling to pay the bills.
You’d probably live your day-to-day with extraordinary sensuality + depth — no superficial surface skimming or “shore clinging.”
You’d probably fall in LOVE with your own raw, vulnerable Soul — a marvelous opportunity for authentic self-expression + magical attraction!
You’d probably be very prosperous, very serene, and exceptionally magnetic.
A true alpha-female + sovereign Siren. No ifs, ands or … tails.
I created my Sexy Siren Mystery School for just 4 mermaizing folks who are ready for deep, saturated journeys to the soul.
This 6-week program is for you if:
Sexy Siren Mystery School is an aphrodisiac for your life and biz that’s all about getting lavished with ungodly amounts of sparkling magical mermaid attention.
As one of my incandescent water sprites, you get:
Let’s swim these uncharted depths of you, together, with total commitment to the woman you are eternally unfolding into.
This is a 6-week, immersive one-to-one program for $577.
If having me as your personal Mermaid Oracle sounds like a YES, click the link below to pay and register via PayPal:
Kris Oster loves defying convention and is satisfied to be anything but ‘normal.’
Once upon a time she was a rock star marketing director and lead website developer for some pretty big names, including Citrix Online, E! Entertainment Television, Disney, ABC, Paramount Pictures. She even made her employer $1 million with a single e-newsletter once.
But, like you, she heard the siren’s call and decided to pursue a life of satisfaction, doing what she loves.
For the past seven years Kris has worked with a hybrid of mer-angel spirits that are coming through for many at this time to heal our wounded self-esteem and sensual, pleasure bodies.
It is time to integrate and connect the energies between our heart-soul and sensual centers to birth a new world of peace, prosperity and soul purpose.
She has recently begun channeling the energy of the Empress to help women create sensual, sustainable and unique life experiences.